Not to toot my own horn too much... But, yeah, know your stuff. After about the third word out of my mouth the salesmen turn their pitch off and just let me check out and drive the car. As an attorney who spends 100% of his free time with cars, I must be either their dream, or nightmare, customer.

Today I learned “SUV” stands for “World Rally Championship Racecar”

One scientist looks at the other. “What happens when the pink bar overtakes the blue bar?”