Can I be the thousandth person in the comments to mention that I mindlessly do the same thing when eating raspberries and blueberries? I love you JT but this doesn’t deserve 50,000 retweets.

Goddamn New Mexico, you have only ONE job; teaching motherfuckers how to spell “Albuquerque”, not fucking with the 4% African American population.

Please stop, I just switched over to fizzy water to cut down on my alcohol consumption.

The 3.5 is still offered and is the engine you would need to option to get the max towing out of the 2018. It just wasn’t included in the article comparison written here.

Not bad for something four times bigger, ten times safer, and that pollutes a tenth as much.

The Audi driver wont have very many money by the time thats settled.

I reallllllly wanted to just live in that small Kansas town until I fixed it, so I could drive it in, but Freddy wasn’t having it.

I’m fixing it in Moab, and then off-roading it.

I want to drive it home, but Patrick won’t let me. I think my coworkers legitimately think I’m ill.

Lifehack: How To Get Raccoons

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Real horsepower, not this garbage dual core save the planet Eco stuff. 4-8 cores of XEON processing power 32-64gig ram and at least dual M.2 SSD slots.

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

shoot + eat

One of my favorite things (besides everything) about getting a whole fried catfish is eating the crispy fins.

I always enjoy when out to dinner if someone orders shrimp in a basket or similar fried shrimp type of thing they NEVER eat the delicious crunchy tails. They always look at me like I’m odd for eating them but....OM NOM NOM

You better really, really trust your center stand. If the movement generated by pull starting it were to knock it down, it’s got real potential to just ride away without you. My own personal policy is to minimize the time my bike spends running, in gear, with nobody at the controls.

‘Twas the night before the 4th, and all through the house
Carl was prepping brisket, with brine did he douse

The cabbage was cored, with a beer can inside
“The internet will love this!”, he stated with pride

The meat in a cooler, he crept into bed
While visions of smoked barbecue “reubens” danced in his head


-The intro to…

Once you find a line of shoes that fits, stick with it. That eliminates your “$170 wasted.”

Yeah, heel-toe is a bit of a misnomer. It’s ball-of-foot-side-of-foot.