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Cool Stuff in Neat Cars

I got so excited to see what the TJ was going to do.

Do I want their cars? Yes. Would I do the same thing to said cars? No, but that’s because I couldn’t afford the oil change for one of them. Do I love the fact that they pissed off the “purist” crowd who says “if you can’t treat them nice, give them to me and I will”?

I had something similar to that, with the exception that my bowels were, to quote the doctor, “bird-nested so bad, we had to restring your insides” so the shitting blood only occurred during my operation. Crohn’s fucking stinks.

Sitting to wipe is absolutely bananas. I can’t even wrap my mind around it.

Rudy is not worth the praise bestowed upon it. It is butt. And the real Rudy is a prick.

Fannie Mae won’t even let me consider my bank account.

10 horses isn’t bad. I routinely lose like 6 oxen just between Independence, MO and Willamette, OR.

Thanks for joining us and I apologize if it’s already been asked, but what’s your favorite (based on looks, performance, direction, etc.) American car on the market currently?

Do I want beer or liquor tonight?

This is the closest my hometown has ever been to being featured on Jalopnik...score one for me?

Mercedes Benz SSK.

I see you’re taking pictures of the underside of my old truck again.

That just screams Isuzu Axiom to me.

Interesting...the Furtive e-GT looks like a Tesla/F-Type mashup. That would seem to make sense then that the 800 hours is design-biased more than anything.

Is that 800 hours for mechanical, structural, electrical, aesthetic, etc? If so, that’s impressive. 20 man-weeks to design a car seems screaming low.

I want to know anything and everything about it.

There’s a joke to be made about “leg up” and his knee injuries, but I’m leaving it to the professionals.

The Camry will never do that since it’s all grounded to the ground and shit, yo.