Wisconsin Dells. Land of 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

...go by anything but Fuck.

100 million % agree.

What I love is the thought that engineers (likely) looked at this mounting point for the shock and determined that right here is exactly where it needs to be. Not 1/8" to the right or 3/16" to the left. Right there.

Pretty aggressive comments coming at this story. I guess I'm still adjusting to the new Jalopnik commenting crowd that's rolled in within the past year-ish.

I'm torn. I could* have either this with plaid accents** on the seat or a Mercedes 6x6 with portal*** axles. No decision has been more difficult.

This is just fantastic. Glickenhaus has to be one of my 5 favorite gear heads out there.

Give credit where credit is due:

I can't wait for the "gritty reboot" of these.

Best part of the above? This was part of it:

The stupid, asinine, worthless, Chicken Tax.

Because no one can hear them scream.

You took the words right out of my mouth. I will also add "fucking heinous" to the mix as well.

I've seen the Naval Academy one floating around for years and I want to believe that it's real, but it just seems so above and beyond what would/could/(should?) be allowed.

For reference, holy crap that's a human.

One of the best:

The oddly named K900 doesn't compete with the Mercedes S-Class and others in that class, but it's also about $30k cheaper and still a rather luxurious car.

I hate the Seahawks with a passion. But this is some (more) serious bullshit. Fuck the NFL.

The celebrated trombonist?

Jalopnik: come for the well-written/fun/interesting/informative articles, leave because 70% of the comments are argumentative/combative and barely 1/2 step above YouTube in the "I'm right, you're wrong, suck my dick" category.