Because Russia.

I watch too many Tuesday Night Fights on Deadspin because my first thought was that the guy was saying "World Star" in a foreign language.

holy hell that is funny.

I thought when VTEC kicks in, hunger is no more, wars end, and the gods both in heaven and hell tremble. VTEC should have saved him. Civics rarely understeer.

Or just one posting of their team photo.

Aww come on now...he deserves at least an upgrade to the Malibu Maxx.

Having gone to school at UD, I can assure you that imagining it is dead isn't too difficult.