The Democrats strategy is absolutely shit but playing hardball with Trump isn’t the answer either. Regardless of the headlines you see about Trump, what you need to worry about is what the PEOPLE think. Go to North Dakota. Or Alabama. Or South Carolina. Or Kanas. Or some other deep red state.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.…

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Baseball Man weirdly intense, bear Catholic, Pope shits in woods

I thought this was pretty classy.

I’m just impressed that he spent an entire five minutes not mentioning the fake news media or Democrats.

Ah that wonderful misunderstanding of Log(OFF) function. Takes me back the days of C++ (AP Level) of course, where we were discussing the structure of the library reference functions we could call to and Barnaby was like, It’s a wide world of librarys out there is this this best one? and I was like fuck you Binarby.

Why is Deadspin covering some rando game of a fourth-rate sport? The NBA isn’t even arguably in the top-5 of basketball leagues: the Japanese B.League, the Nemzeti Bajnokság I/A, Lebanese Basketball League, the Philippine Basketball Association, the Greek C Basket League are all arguably better leagues.

Stop dicking…

How many times do I have to say this: RUNNING. IS. BAD. FOR. YOUR. HEALTH.

We regret to inform you that Milkshake Duck wants some mac and cheese.

+1 holy hand grenade

Leave it to you to use this story to erect a facile pun.

I’m too lazy to find a GIF so just imagine an overwrought slow clap ovation scene for this gem. You have improved my day.

who has the balls (andpun intended) to (1) take a Bentley to a strip-mall massage parlor; (2) especially after the first visit got you ID’d by the po-po; (3) and then to have the audacity to get your nut off, fly across the country, and watch your slaves play a football game?!?!  well, it must be kraft (and mcdonald…

This guy, of course.

“As long as teachers continue to share online tips and tricks for shielding their students from the threat of gun violence, as if they were simply sharing book recommendations or math worksheets, in lieu of explicitly demanding gun reform, teachers will continue to carry the overwhelming burden of keeping their…

The flying-V won’t save you this time, guys.

Ok, I’ll give you he’s the worst of them (although he didn’t let Dubnyk go).