The Hawks have a crap power play, and they’re often unfocused.

Play it safe and slam the entire species.

kevin durant only wanted to be there to laugh at what kerr was saying, i dont want to be here but i like beer

I bet sex in Buffalo only happens on folding tables.

Counter-argument:

Wait, you mean having pineapple on pizza, or the debate about it?

“On our way home, we stopped and ate at an Arby’s in Morgantown. It had been a few days so I was pent up. I went to the bathroom and werked it real good with liquid soap.”

As a Rockets fan I disagree with all of these reasonable and accurate points.

Those last couple of paragraphs are great, Cecilia. Ward cuts a tragic figure. It’d be interesting to see him attend a modern convention, but it’s unclear whether he’d want to.

The Rays are an embarrassing St. Petersburg. In a few years they’ll probably sucker Tampa into giving them half a billion for a new stadium (I believe they are currently looking at Ybor), and then they will truly be a Tampa embarrassment.

And it literally matters not one iota. She will lie in the face of evidence. Shit, just claiming ignorance of whats going on in the media about one’s department would’ve previously been embarrassing to the point of being grounds for dismissal from the Cabinet.

I don’t know anything about horse racing, but I do know that that hat is incredible!

I spent the entire night arguing myself until God stepped in and showed me that even an asshat like me can be worthy of a purposeful life, no matter how hard I tried to pretend I would push things until they broke or I broke. Never imagined the exact way God had always shown me that he appreciated me just between us…

That’s the most resilient little wiener I’ve ever seen!

I am going to start calling Vegas ‘Plinko’

Kind of like when a hockey player who never quite broke into the NHL or whose career is winding down announces he’s going to play in Europe, going to the KHL, the important part of the message for the fans isn’t “I’m now a Tiger-Cat” or “I’ve signed a two-year deal with CSKA”, it’s essentially “I’m exiling myself with…

Golf is a crime against the environment and should be banned. All golf clubs should be melted down and made into plowshares, at which point everyone with a golf club membership is pressed into forced labor on communal farms where they farm with 1800s-level implements under the watchful eye of Diego, the kid who used…

All the more reason to make it happen!

At this point, they should just go ahead and change the titles of the heads of the Cabinet posts to Number 2, 3, 4 and so on ala SMERSH and SPECTRE.