I also orient myself N - S when I poop. 

Campbell’s Big Ball Chunky Time soup.

The NYDN should print up some "Sell the Team" signs and pass them out at the next Knicks game. 

Who's this Stanchion guy? 

EAT THE SCUM! 

Oh sure, he's all nicey-nice telling his side in front of a camera, how's he supposed to respond? 

And this guy:

Ted Lindsay would have. 

He only committed to half of the slash and burn strategy. 

Who in the hell is Lick Wilmerding? 

Miracle Whip for life! 

Then you’ll just LOVE my bacon-infused, ketchup-mayo-ranch-flavored meatloaf with guac topping! 

It's a Mirco he wasn't hurt much worse.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.