Orange whip? Orange whip?

Damn race truthers! 

It was only a matter of time before he was spa-tted. 

“Streaked" down the field? 

Hey, I roll on the floor with my chihuahuas a lot of the time. 

Or this meal choice. 

Resting dog

Happy dog

Their goose is cooked. 

“Officer, that's not my bag, I don't do drugs."

He's just Cashion out on life. 

We need more "jam" in our play. 

Trust the (Cut-rate) Process. 

Alternate headline: The Silence of the Lambs.