But, but, they gave him a free Beemerectomy. 

Knicks sign Ripped Jeans to a contract tomorrow. 

Oops, you're right, had NGDB on my mind. 

He was just trying to break off a piece of that Kit Kat bar. 

What a Goober. 

“Can't you read the sign?" - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

...you doo doo what you gotta doo doo. 

Or pinching a loaf...

I still haven't found what I'm looking for. 

He ought to be slapped, period. 

No blood, no foul. 

Totally agree with you. It’s one thing to have supervised shredding but the parents should have locked the shredder away after using it. What if the tot decided to shred his fingers instead. What a couple of dumbasses.

Break up the Canucks! 

Nothing drums like a Deer(e) 

Yeah, but you'll get fucked over in the draft lottery somehow. 

Give them a big bear hug. 

We Have the Meat(sweat)s!