“Warrior, come out to play-ay..."

They should just convert to the dicker rod

“Chickennn Mannn......he’s everywhere, he’s everywhere!"

Hitler probably got gassed with a few Steins. 

I don't give a shed. 

Team bonding, get away from family distractions, etc. 

Threatens to shoot someone? 

Oops

More like "bite-sized" 

I wonder if a Bounty will now be placed on his head. 

“...while barley saying anything about Winston?”

“You got politics in my sports!”

Get busy with the Cheese Whiz! 

Plus, he's gonna have the whitest asshole known to mankind.