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And his dog runs away. 

But he'll still have his Mastercard. 

You don't get the show. 

Does he call this a walk-off homer?

You'll have to pry my table from my cold, dead hands. 

Meals on Wheels 

I iz bills’ phan, I iz gradooate uf hewked an phoniks. 

This is McVay without the disguise:

“I like the cut of your jib"

The hero we need AND deserve. 

They prefer Pepsi

He thinks it would be crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide. 

Where's Elon Musk when you really need him? 

I don't have to look at tape to evaluate McDermott's performance. 

And then Tannehill would over/underthrow him. 

“Could you please fill out this consent form before tackling me? Thank you.”

It's like slowing down to view an accident scene. 

We’ve found our company man.