Does he call this a walk-off homer?

You'll have to pry my table from my cold, dead hands. 

Meals on Wheels 

I iz bills’ phan, I iz gradooate uf hewked an phoniks. 

This is McVay without the disguise:

“I like the cut of your jib"

The hero we need AND deserve. 

They prefer Pepsi

He thinks it would be crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide. 

Where's Elon Musk when you really need him? 

I don't have to look at tape to evaluate McDermott's performance. 

And then Tannehill would over/underthrow him. 

“Could you please fill out this consent form before tackling me? Thank you.”

It's like slowing down to view an accident scene. 

We’ve found our company man.

Now he’ll be a starter for the Orange.

The NCAA should be given a permanent red card.