He put a lot of torque on the ball. 

I think they’re trying to tank this season like the Sabres did a couple of years ago.

It's not a bike, it's a SEX MACHINE! 

And his mama dresses him funny. 

A Greek-Canadian invented the Hawaiian pizza back in 1962, so it isn't an American thing. 

You're gonna bleach your asshole from the inside? 

BURN IT! BURN IT ALL DOWN! 

If this was my wife she'd go batshit crazy if some stranger touched her, as she has phobias about this. We carry around a letter from her psychologist stating that she shouldn't be touched by strangers. 

Pallet

“parts is parts”

I know, I’ll go and do/eat things MY way and if people are offended by it, well, they can go f themselves.

And what’s wrong with this?

Whirly-birdy creates hurly-burly.

Alternative sketch:

Thoughts and prayers for the children. 

Ohhh K-Y... 

“I DEMAND a refund! And, NO, I don’t have my receipt!”