Thoughts and prayers for the children. 

Ohhh K-Y... 

“I DEMAND a refund! And, NO, I don’t have my receipt!”

In LCK's case, it wouldn't be very well-endowed. 

This won't be glossed over, they'll pin him to the matte. 

And Blue Ball

Kid boobs or koobs in short. 

Ohhh Yeahhh! 

You'll have to pry the game controller from my cold, dead hands. 

The Eggshell Zone

You don't get the show. 

Hope she washes them first. 

He's staying cool as a cucumber. 

Later in the evening, the raccoon saw this warning:

Under one. 

A shark tale with a happy ending.