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Or have clear plastic covers on their grandmas. 

“Who’s playing first base?”

It was an obtuse angle. 

“Anyone doing a Taco Bell run?"

Great, now I've got the jingle from Chili's stuck in my head but with baby back ribs replaced by baby back bitch. 

Along with the itching. 

Man, what a gas!

The Explosive Diarrhea Lineup

Yeah, pizza has all the major food groups. 

Spooning leads to forking. 

I suppose it's a better name than Algebra. 

Your reading comprehension skills suck. 

Oh yeah? Just read this article about the Flyers - Lightning game from 11/9/11:

He was trying to drown the bad taste of the Papa John's pizza. 

BURN IT DOWN! 

Like kissing cousins? 

No trans fats, no preservatives, no artificial colors or flavors. 

Where can I gets me a pair of dem newfangled feces goggles? 

Me