VGK just had to get off their Heinz-ies.

Sometimes the posts aren’t the gk’s friends, as a shot can go off it and into the net.

Man, the kids were made of sterner stuff way back when.

How long before Google comes up with this:

+1 nadir

Or poutine

Great hand-eye coordination!

Chicken and pork by-products.

What, they didn’t try to make it a mascot, like the Cardinals tried to do with that cat?

Well, at least I’ll have one team to root for in the SC finals.

It’s called a cookbook. As my ex-girlfriend once said: if you can read, you can cook.

More worse: if he has a brother named Goose.

To-MAY-to!

This right here.

I guess he forgot to engage the cloaking device.

What a wuss, rub some dirt on it and get back to playing.