This will happen after its been opened:

He didn’t have his fight strap securely fastened.

They made her crack the Whip(key)

LEAVE ME ALONE!

Too bad he isn’t Mexican, then it would be a mexican jumping screen.

TLAM. Sounds like a type of missile the military uses.

That better not be a Yeti cooler.

I used my slide rule.

Thin veneer or facade?

The Struggle Is Real.