The team revolves around him.

The Struggle Is Real

Nice save by reliever Blaine Boyer.

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Wow, we’re getting history with our hockey now!

The pointy side.

African or European?

HOLY HAND GRENADE!

He got arrested, all right.

Hey, go big or go home.

+5 platinum sombreros

A contiguous piece of bread ad infinitem?

A hero is a sandwich.

Hinkie too.

Sam Hinkie would be proud.

The Hoodie wants the pliability thing all to himself, tho.