This response brought a tear to me eye :sniff:

Thanks for putting this ill-informed twit in their place so I didn’t have to!  

“If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it GUARANTEED, I will. I’ve got spare time.”

I assume the last three letters stand for Stupid Piece of Crap

Jesus Christ you could use a drink...

I LED THIS TEAM IN NINTH INNING DOUBLES IN THE MONTH OF AUGUST!

“Congratulations are in order to Epic Games, and to every couple who worked hard to make this achievement possible.”

Best fruit ever roasted with goat cheese wrapped in proscuitto

This is sad... I’m a Haribo man and those Trolli are just not anywhere near as good.

I guess special needs folks still need a MoparMap.  Your police shoot unarmed people often, so keep defending the cowards you strong keyboard warrior.

Go back to Jalopnik, Trumphumper.

hey meatpie- you got your wish when Jesushumping McHillBilly is allowed to refuse service to gay people who just wanted a cake.  This is the world you wanted to live in.  

props on the name as well Professor!

Thanks for trying to politicize a game where people bash their heads against each other you uneducated hillbilly.

:keanuwhoa:

Hopefully you keep walking off that short pier

When these “good cops” stand up and call out the bad ones, you might have a point.  You are the one living the fantasy, because that will never happen.

You use bing and he’s the problem?!?

Freedom of Speech is really fucking confusing to you white power folks...

Jamill Jones jumpers sauced Sandor Szabo