Thanks for your thoughts and prayers.  Glad you’re concerned about the important stuff.

Well, in his defense, his sister never once turned him down...

Thanks White Power Bo!

Hey numbnuts- I think you got lost on your way to Jalopnik. Your inbred racist friends are over there. Thanks for taking your dick out of your sister long enough to comment though. Thanks for all your Lite White Power speak.

yes, if you pay $5 at target you paid too much.

Uhhmmmm... they’re going through a tightening up of marketing, and I’ve seen a few signs replaced recently with newer logo. They’d have to tighten up a LOT to fix the food.

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

I once didn’t dilute it, and for nearly an hour I could feel colors and see time.

I once didn’t dilute it, and for nearly an hour I could feel colors and see time.

Gram called these ‘Chuck Wagon Beans’- haven’t thought of these for a while!

In the same way that if you put raisins in water they become grapes again.

Oh... I thought the correct way to eat homemade Caesar dressing was with a spoon. That’s.... that’s on me... my bad...

Politics not aside, and I am also a fat person, so reel it back, lunchbox.

But seriously... bring your kid when you play PoGo. It’s not hard.

“Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Troy, much pleasure thou canst give me.”

“My, where did you get that lovely spatula!”

looks like it’s back to shooting up in my local Dunks bathroom...

Muppet Treasure Island would like hammy word with you.

Unless it’s milk from Trader Joes, which for some reason gets clumpy the exact day it expires. Everything else there is bona fide.

We did Costco for a recent funeral- the quality and volume were very high for the last minute requirements, and the pay was very reasonable. There were inter-family arguments that I got frustrated with so I pulled the decision making out of their hands and went with Costco and everyone ended up being very impressed…

The police will do nothing, because they don’t give a shit, and don’t have the authority/ability/inclination/wherewithal etc. 99% of police officers don’t understand online crimes- whether this be online personal threats (unless it comes to a local school- then they magically become competent and mobilize). Odds are…