Wha? There was nothing to do in RDR. It was a desolate, if pretty, wasteland with cardboard towns that felt utterly lifeless. Even the wildnerness was barren apart from the occasional wild puma attack.

Any recommendations on a diaper bag that still makes me look like I can perform a root canal on a grizzly bear while still carrying my newborn?

STEVE HOLT!

I’m 33 and legitimately thought I was the only person on Earth who did this, and have always been extremely self-conscious about it. I have never heard the term gleeking before this thread. How did this happen? I feel like that Gawker guy who never ate pudding or whatever.

This is a real shrewd way to stick it to the bosses. Good on you guys, Deadspin.

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.

Robert Jooooorrrdan Roobbbeeeerrrtt Jooooorrrrrdddannnnnnn!!!

Fuck you guys.

When I think of things that aren’t boring, I definitely think of internet memes of white men with male pattern baldness and leather jackets. Fonts of cool, really.

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

Suttree is criminally underread.

That doesn’t even spell Benghazi. Doofus can’t tweet for shit.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

Transwoman here trying to get in early before there are too many comments on it.

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin.

Just like a Michigan fan to only win 1/2 of the argument.

The Girl With The Shaggin’ Matt Too

What time does your TV show air?

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.