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Yeah, I would’ve lost 10 lbs last winter instead of gaining 10.

Haha, earlier this year (late spring/early summer) I was ending my long runs with the lazy gal’s version of an ice bath by trying to make myself stand in Lake Michigan for as long as I could to “ice” my legs. (I think the 45-55 degree lake water counts). I do not think I ever made it past 3 minutes. And I did not get

Absolutely. I hate coats, and I didn't lose a damned thing walking around campus in all those sub-zero days this winter.

NO KIDDING. Everyone in the upper midwest would be the skinniest in the country, and bless our hearts, we are not.

These people are Republicans.

I figured she would back these guys in the energy drink market

As someone who lives in Chicago and who is, apparently, not nearly as up on her slang as she thought, I stared at your comment for a while wondering “Take the... train? Home? Is this a dig at him not being able to afford a limo?” before I gave in and looked it up on Urban Dictionary. I have never felt so uncool in my

I’d be like:

I wouldn’t bang Mark Cuban, but I would bang Robert Herjavic like a screen door in a hurricane. He has gorgeous blue eyes, seems nice, and he gets gooey over animals and kids whenever they’re on Shark Tank. In his Ferrari, in the back seat of my Civic, in a forest, on a beach, in a cheap motel or a penthouse suite,

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Girlfriend, just accept death. It’ll be easier than the memory.

I love, love, LOVE me some Futurama.... but by the final season (the final-final one), it was clear that the show needed to wrap things up lest it become the Simpsons all over again.

I see that Khloe still understands the difference between a homeless young WoC stripping at 15 to support her family and a rich white teenager whose family doesn’t give a fuck if she is being exploited by grown ass men. Ah, yes. Self-awareness is not a trait this family has, so who’s really shocked?

So being a rich and famous teen means you don’t get the protection and support you need from the adults around you. That means it’s okay for an older man to take advantage of you, because you are special and different. Nevermind that wealth, fame, and exposure do not make you inherently more mature or capable of

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What happened to Khloe? One moment she was saying that men who go after minors are disgusting, now she’s condoning her teenage sister going out with an older man because she’s a “special case”? Just because she’s a rich and famous teenager doesn’t mean she should be living her life like an adult. Amber was right. The

So if you’re rich enough to afford your own house, you are rich enough to be abused by a 25 year old man. Got it.

This makes me sad on so many ways. I don’t think she had a chance given what she had for role models. I mourn her mothers’ far too soon lost soul as I mourn the kid who followed her parents path of poor choices. How is Bobby with a Y still alive while Whitney and his daughter are gone?

It’s not brought up here, but there are towns in Texas that the cops deliberately pull over PoC in cars with out of state plates, because they’re more likely to carry cash. Then the cops shake them down and don’t let them leave until they give up trying to get their money back. The cops will claim it’s obviously for

When my cousin from California was taking a class 45 minutes away from us two summers ago, we would pick him up on the weekends and he’d hang out with us. Driving him back, we had to go through farm country. One time, we were stopped. I’m white, my cousin is half-Moroccan, and clearly those genes were the dominant

Clapping back at rude comments is not the same as caring what those people think.