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It’s all an attempt to distract from many messes the Royals and some Royal “reporters” have made for themselves. Dan Wooten, a chief lie spreader is a practicing extortionist and has committed SA. Chuckles the 3rd has received a hefty pay raise on the backs of the people who are struggling to pay their own bills due

THERE IS NO LABOR SHORTAGE, THEY JUST DON’T WANT TO PAY LIVING WAGES

The real question is how is Kyle Rittenhouse still walking around free when he literally killed people at a protest. 

“Wishing her a swift recovery” What? From being fucking ancient?

Sooner or later, she’ll figure out that a tall, ice-cold glass of STFU is free and quite refreshing.

I lived in Oak Park for a while, a very rich suburb literally across the street from some of the poorest parts of West Chicago and with the exception of River Forest, surrounded by very poor neighborhoods like Maywood and Berwyn. BERWYN!* They try very, very hard to promote diversity and inclusion, but my experience

HOLLISTER.

I don’t know...something makes me not TRUST Sharon’s take or her receipts. We’re supposed to believe this old broad is sending texts (likely to an old phone number) instead of meeting with a PR crisis manager and her contract lawyers, arranging a brunch or sending a muffin basket or sending a masseuse to Sheryl’s

What I wouldn’t give to be a fly  ant on the wall every time an actor gets a phone call from their agent that they’re going to be in a comic book movie and they have to ask them to clarify whether it is Marvel or DC.

I mean, the kid shouldn’t even be out on bail in the first place. The bail was crowd-sourced, which means he loses nothing if and when he violates his bail (which he already did, and the judge basically shrugged off the fact that the kid lied to the court about where he lived AT THE DIRECTION OF LOCAL POLICE).

He violated the terms of his release yet he’s still walking around. In a bar drinking, flashing white power signs. Giving the court a false address. The judges response was some harsh words and a finger wag. Meanwhile, Meek Mill got tossed in prison for riding a bike.

There is nothing more pressed than a white woman who thinks she’s owed something. Harry was supposed to marry a white woman, the British tabloids were trying to hint of something, anything between Harry and Pippa for a hot minute after William and Kate’s marriage. They never would have let Harry and Meghan live while

People going on Letterman thinking he would play nice had a really bad team advising them. He pulled the same shit for decades—not excusing it, but he was a well-known bully as part of his shtick. Unless you had a client who was willing and intellectually able to go toe to toe with him—a la Cher or Madonna—you should

The only skin they want to see is Melania’s. 

Wow you people really just cannot allow us to have ANY victory, can you? 

Actually more white women voted for Trump in 2020 (55%) than voted for Trump in 2016 (53%).  Before you break your arm patting yourself on the back you may want to have a conversation with a few of your girls.  

Nah, they were extremely complicit in the horrors of slavery and racial oppression. And while they didn’t have agency over White men, they had plenty of agency over Black domestic laborers who they routinely abused, and they were also instrumental in maintaining school segregation so their kids didn’t have to go to

Anyway, hot tip if you’re not a cop and still want to kill someone and get off: do it on your property and have some half assed explanation of why you had to defend yourself.

Don’t forget he literally tried to create a state-run news agency that he expected taxpayers to pay for. Yep. He’s the worse.

A Girlfriends GIF?! You deserve all the hugs.