I’m guessing that there isn’t even a chase scene through backyards in which Bodhi (in disguise) THROWS A PITBULL AT JOHNNY UTAH!!! This remake will be an abomination, mark my words.

THERE’S NO REASON FOR THIS MOVIE TO EXIST THE ORIGINAL POINT BREAK IS PERFECT

I agree with Cher, Pinterest is the worst.
I do a lot of non-standard baking (gf, paleo, low-carb, etc.) and whenever I’m searching for recipes with google pinterest comes up and TRICKS me.
I do not want to look at PICTURES of cookies, I want to look at the recipes, and the majority of the time the recipes are not…

If my dude Manti Teo taught America anything, FOR GODS SAKE ASK TO FACETIME BEFORE CALLING SOMEONE YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

Thank you for that headline. So many other sites focused on her “mother of”/”wife of”, as though she didn’t have her own career or make a name for herself. This is why I keep coming back to Jezebel.

She was a talented and very funny lady. She had the kind of career longevity that others can only dream of. Even if she wasn’t a household name to younger generations, she deserved to be, and for much more than just being Jerry Stiller’s wife and Ben Stiller’s mom.

Violence is seldom the answer.

Mother: Navin, it’s your birthday, and it’s time you knew. You’re not our natural-born child.Navin R. Johnson: You mean I’m going to stay this color??
Simply reading the quotes cracks me up.

HE HATES THESE CANS!

For one dollar, I’ll guess your weight, your height, or your sex...

Uses a Jane Lynch .gif at appropriate times.

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

Plus, this is the only Mama

Shit. So basically it doesn’t matter that he signed a contract that said they both had to agree to either to bring them to term, keep them frozen or destroy them, and nobody could do whatever they wanted.

My first thought when I saw Stephen Tyler was ‘wow, Johnny Depp has lost a lot of weight.’

Please just call her June Shannon. Referring to her as “Mama” reinforces her fraudulent brand, and perpetuates the idea that she’s a loveable matriarch.

Can I get some love and moral support, Jezzies?

I went to a record store today and found one of Morris Day’s solo albums for $2. It’s never been played—until right now, that is!

Let’s all show up on the 23rd.