Well actually her real name is Fat Patricia.

Aubrey: What’s your name?

I fail to get worked up about this. Celebrities lie all the time about their past and women especially lie about their age so they can have a better chance of nabbing decent roles....or any roles period.

She’s actually a 40 year old man called Lorde. Ya Ya Ya, she is.

I found myself surprised that I was upset that during the rape they showed only Theon’s face. The only thought I had was “way to make a woman getting raped all about how a man feels.”

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

I would recommend a crock pot. Because you literally dump the ingredients in there when he leaves in the morning. Then, the house will smell amazing when he comes home, and you STILL get to sit around and watch Netflix all day. Win win win!

I feel like I want to crowdfund an army and go take over his Virginia home, overthrowing him and his heir. Nothing bloody; we’d just strong-arm them into the street, change the locks, and let them watch me making myself at home: watching Netflix on their flat-screen, eating their food, etc.

Can I come, too? I’m not a crazy Republican! And I love Dirk.

I’ma leave this rightcheah: http://on.cc.com/1qc5ODK

I get it. Texas sucks in a lot of ways (every state has something we don’t like about it). I just don’t agree with the sentiment of kicking a state out. If you really want to get back at the people voting for jackasses who create awful laws like this donate to organizations trying to make a difference. Here let me…

uhm, we need a boat for him too.

We should start calling it the one star state :). It’s more accurate.

No kidding. Their songs are better, for crying out loud. How can you not put them in the movie?

Right?

This makes me want to cry.

This isn’t even a little bit outrageous! No Misfits and no Synergy? Fuck that, I’m just going to watch the reruns on Netflix.

A Jem movie without Stormer is a Jem movie I don’t want to see. :-(

Kill it with fire.

It’s mocking most late night interviews with women, but she specifically goes after Blake Lively. Not only with her fake name, but she directly quotes Blake telling David Letterman that she has a huge crush on him (to which Dave eventually responds “I’m three times your age”).