The Evangelicrazies don’t give a rats ass about Jewish people. They just want to be sure when the Rapture happens, they’re in Israel ready to be allowed on the Holy Spaceship to Heaven.

THANK YOU

For his fourth birthday, my son requested birthday pie. But when I explained that I wasn’t sure of the candles would hold, he requested “birthday cake pie.” That is, a pie crust with a cake baked into it and the cake filled with boston creme filling, then topped with pie crust. It’s kind of been a birthday tradition…

Omg I have nothing useful to add bc you’re obviously a troll but I love that you brought up MLK Jr. Republicans always try to bring him up in the weirdest, least relevant ways.

That is awful. She wanted you to feel guilty about miscarrying? Wow, what a noble goal.

Some of us do use superfine ;)

Lying to women at a fake “medical” clinic is childish and morally corrupt. Lying does that.

It’s very clear, in the article, that we know we won’t change minds, just vacuuming schedules. Miss the point much?

Why do people gotta keep on reminding Mariah that Glitter bombed?

Good! These “pro-life” hack groups drive me crazy. I work at a Planned Parenthood and have to be escorted to my office on days that our clinic does abortions.. I think it’s so funny these people get worked up over glitter when they send people to harass patients and staff at PP. They come with huge signs of mutilated…

The glitter is magnetized and is attracted to jerks.

glitter is magical in the sense that even if its not spilled or touched directly, it will coat every surface in the immediate area for at least 2 months.

The only way this would have been better is with flying stop signs...

The choice of girly-font and hearts just makes this even better.

“I find it particularly ironic...that the anti-abortion community would choose to use one of the staples of murder, actual bombs, to spread their pro-life message.”

Yeah Leno is an ass

“Kylie has always been so insecure about her lips, since she was a little girl,”