Even if I could afford $15,000 dresses, I’d still be wearing woot t-shirts and jeans. Maybe I’d have a clean pair of New Balance sneakers for every day of the week though.

That would be the BEST FICTIONAL RELATIONSHIP EVER

Can you just imagine though? Rachael Ray and Jay Z, secret celebrity couple. I’m into it.

I'd have liked Lorne to bring his mom out and apologize for some of the crappy seasons of SNL.

I’ve actually found a lot of fun and unique stuff at Homegoods stores. Thrift stores are also great places to hit up, especially if you’re handy with a can of spray paint!

Jezzies! I got a Masters degree this week! and boyf got a promotion! and we move in together in two months! I am drinking beer and watching HGTV because he is letting me decorate the whole place however i want. Where do you guys go for unique/not too expensive home decor? Any favorite etsy shops or other online places…

Well, I saw him in Dallas the Halloween before last. Very underwhelming. He’s basically phoning it in at this point.

Oh yeah. This is so thirsty I could mistake her for a freshly salted slug.

Kylie Jenner is a teenager, with little to no parental supervision who doesn’t work or go to school and is dating a 25 year old rapper who has a song out called “Bitches and Marijuana”. I imagine she is high all the time.

Just saw this. I think Blac Chyna posted it:

“ The new person playing the “Vulvatron character” has been announced. “

I disagree primarily because of two words:

But of course, the ending is all too real.

FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YESSSSSSZ

I am a mythical bearded lady (thanks, PCOS!) and I shave every day. Otherwise I grow a fab beard.

Once again, to all of you who DGAF about these horrible people: http://www.kardblock.com/

Had to laugh out loud. "Thailand is so beautiful that it made me take more photos of me!"

INDIANAPOLIS IS NOT BORING, KIMMY. BYE, FELICIA.