If you woke up as your 15 year old self, what do you think your 15 year old self would think of your current life?

Gwyneth just consciously uncoupled from pretending to be poor —you know, like we all can do.

When straight characters express love/sexuality, it’s normal! When gay characters express love/sexuality, it’s pandering!

“I’ve always known that, at heart, I was”

I fucking love her.

You good lady (or sir) are not biased. What you are is right.

For a ‘Gangsta Rapper’, Ice has not had the career arc I would’ve predicted in 1988 or so

Sometimes I wonder if the only people left watching this show are media, in order to write about it.

I...have some news about Liberace.

I didn't know either. Actually, I don't think I've ever thought of him as a sexual being period. But I'm glad he's happy!

why didnt you people tell me

If there’s a Deluxe Pizza History Month, where’s the Cheese Pizza History Month?

lily tomlin and sam waterston?

YES FINALLY THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE THIS. I’VE BEEN SPREADING THE WORD ALL DAY

Yeah, that was in Bossypants, by Tina Fey.

Wasn’t Jimmy Fallon the one that told Amy Poehler that he didn’t like when women made dirty jokes or something? I’ve felt pretty grumpy about him ever since then, even if I do find him somewhat charming (don’t hurt me).

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

Keep it coming, Rand. Show the world what an insufferable doucherocket you are. It’s the best part of the Republican candidate clusterfuck.