Can we talk about how amazing Angela Bassett's her hair looked in this scene?

I really wish they had showed audience reaction in the corner or something.

I was very proud of how Ellen kept it together at the end. I mean, wasn't this a golden opportunity for a comedian?

Completely thought that video was fake. Thought Ellen was going to cut it off mid-horses running, eagle flying, fake motorcycle driving montage and say GOTCHA!

Amazing how it can be even creepier than the video that inspired it.

Is that how most of Kanye's songs sound? Because god damn that is disjointed and not pleasant to listen to >_>

Oh, Luanne. I miss you so.

Ugh, his Kanye impression is dead on.

Co-signed. There are worse men out there. I would fuck this man until my hip ligaments eroded.

I'm multi-ethnic, married to a woman whose ethnicity is very different from mine.

"But what if you want to be a plumber?"

I live here... So many "lunatics asking what did her toxicology report says? -as if her being drunk changes her being an unarmed young girl -what was she doing b4 he killed her- why didn't she have shoes on?? I say .. What the fuck did HIS TOXICOLOGY report say??? What the hell was HE DOING before?? yet again.. We…

Chicago-style pizza (which is NOT deep dish, meaning a huge cake-like crust) is heaven on earth. I miss Pizzeria Uno/Due! We make it at home now, because here on the Upper Left Edge, all pizza is tomato sauce on cardboard.

GOD YES PLEASE

While Sheen is throwing shade at Brooke Mueller for being a bad mom, none of these mainstream entertainment outlets seems incline to ask why this fucking dickhead can't be responsible for his own kids.

Uggghhh...I can't be the only thing who thinks every word out of Gaga's mouth is an attempt at getting attention.

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True, here on jezebel and groupthink I can freely discuss my bowel problems with other sympathetic users, but I wouldn't do it with my name attached to it.

That's only if she had been allowed creative license. Somehow I think she'd be paraded through the same crap we saw them give to Kerry Washington.