Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. —-Woodrow

I totally agree with everything that you said. Can you imagine how well Kim Wayans would have done on snl? SNL is irrelevent now. I think that it just a prestige thing at this point that can open a lot of doors. They sad thing is that they can really knock it out of the park at times but their willing lack of…

Ya know what? I am thinking that maybe it is a blessing from God that this stupid show does not have any black women as cast members. I would pity them horribly for the tacky, insulting sketches that they would have to do and i cannot imagine that they would have the same power of input as their white, male…

Oh man, and now Mr. DraculAnblick tells me that Antonia Bird died last week! I'm going to watch Ravenous like... tomorrow to commemorate her. :( It's a movie with a lot of fond memories for me, it was one of the first obscure horror movies I watched with a group of friends who was new to me in college and is now my…

It's such an underrated and unknown movie. Everyone is perfectly creepy, and Robert Carlyle is fantastic.

ALWAYS. Diet tips, and HOW I LOST A BAZILLION POUNDS BY WATCHING CAT VIDEOS! on the cover next to recipes for cakes, cookies, the best mac & cheese, Your Family Will Love These Lard Rolls!, etc. etc. WTF kind of cognitive dissonance is that? Burn them. Burn them all.

OMG I love "Blergh" but "Balls" is the ultimate dance song of summer.

The Delia storyline is KILLING ME, but I think it's been handled really well. Like you said, BM and EH are knocking it out of the park. The people who play Kevin and Victoria are also really good. I've cried during every episode the last two weeks (at least it's made me sleep well). They need to just give all of the…

Doin' It

I do not understand how she does not have a full hour reality show to herself. I want to know what she does through the course of a day. Does she go grocery shopping herself? I would love to see her at the DMV or Post Office. Or a girls getaway to the Four Seasons in Santa Barbara lounging at the pool. Her visiting a…

Ladies, she's also a great financial advisor. I like her straightforward explanation of economics.

The instructions were already distributed in 2002 and it's coming from a lady so you know it's right because a lady knows what she likes.

I have to say I was disappointed in Nick's initial reaction. He was more emotional when he was talking to his ex-girlfriend in the park.

It's like you don't watch Mafia films! There's always a Pauly!

Does Bey have a professional weave holder on her permanent staff? Is that what I saw?

Goodness I LOVE the haka. Anyone else scour youtube on the regular for haka videos, or is that just me?

I was fired from my job due to lies and my exercise of freedom of speech.

Good for Johnny Weir. That's a tough, but brave position to take. I especially appreciate how he has articulated his position.

Of course Evan wimped out on commenting. He couldn't stand up for a principle to save his (or anyone else's) life. So irritating. But he's always been kind of a tool.