Actually, the whole premise that dark-skinned people don't have blonde hair is false, because blonde hair isn't exclusive to white people. People in Melanesia have evolved their own blondeness gene that is completely separate from the White European mutation. So she could potentially have naturally blonde hair without…

I wish we were friends in real life.

Racism against Roma people, unlike racism against any other kind of people, is totally legitimate. I know this because some Roma people treated me badly in the past. Roma people are the ONLY people that have ever treated me badly. No other group has criminals in it, especially white Europeans. This is likely due to…

Yes! I was a journalism major and my goal was to cover sports (and now I work in insurance... though we do insure athletes, so I'm not totally removed.) I don't doubt that Kardashian jokes are a punchline- a lot of guys who date famous celebrity women in pro sports have substantial struggles during those…

Kanye was actually proposing to himself, but there was some confusion and it was too awkward for him to correct it so he just rolled with it.

Yes, but we really don't deserve them. I wish they would go away so I never have to read another thing about them. Also: that ring is hella-tacky and while the please in please marry me was kinda charming, spelling it correctly on a Jumbotron might not have gone amiss.

They deserve each other.

Jennifer.

I'm shipping Bar Rafaeli and Cletus right now.

That was perfect. I am ready for her! Seriously though, did Kenan never see the Queens of Comedy??

Our whole movement is about girl power

I'm not really sure how shaking your ass is girl power?

There's no part of me that wants to watch even a minute of DWTS, but that Jessi Spano news is effing hilarious.

Dude, there is nothing guilty about King of the Hill.

This is hilarious. And heartbreaking. And nauseating. And clever. I loved it. I hated it.

I laughed, but in an empty, hollow, kind of defeated way.

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I guess nobody every gave her this book.