anybody here a lunachicks fan?

I love her so much. Holy crap.

This is a cute article, I suppose, but ALL of the numbers are manipulated to make it seem more cute than it actually is. The author switches out "net worth" for "one-year income" at will, ignores other sources of income (like Fitty's Vitamin Water windfall of around $150 million), and just generally pretends that…

It's only a matter of time.

Ok. This is getting out of hand. Everyone just needs to chill the fuck out and eat a regular old doughnut. You'll feel better after, I promise.

ALL HAIL THE CRAMBURGER

But what if the sister only got them a gift basket?! Or worse—100$?!

Yes. This.

All I got.

Is Indiana in the South? I only ask because once while working a job site there, a Subway employee felt it necessary to continue to call my co-worker "boy" while making his food. This was maybe 8 months ago. I wanted to slap the stupid coming out of that kids mouth.

You ever notice that people who get mad about things like this— the "HEY SHE CAN'T BE BROWN, THIS IS A EUROPEAN STORY" people are totally ok with suspending their disbelief enough to accept anthropomorphized animals, dragons, talking snowmen and the like?

Yup, there are 3 blondes, 2 brunettes, 2 redheads , an African American girl, a Chinese girl, a Native American girl and a Middle Eastern girl that are the featured 'princesses'.

No, you are most definitely not alone on that one.

When I saw the skull I stopped thinking "Disney Princess" and started thinking "beastmaster."

Oh my. A comedian friend of mine (who is very much a liberal and a lesbian) used to be the daily audience warm-up act for his daytime talkshow The Bill Cunningham Show. I've never even asked her about him or thought anything of him, but yeezus.

When my grandfather got drunk he nodded off to sleep.

Craig Sager also blasted Sebastian on Twitter, but only because the kid embarrassed him by showing up for the game wearing the same suit.

I was just going to say this.