I am going to body-snark on Karl and suggest that he loose a kilo from his big, fat head, and additionally another from his fat mouth.

I can't imagine even having someone in the waiting room let alone the delivery room. We had a strict "If you weren't there for the conception, you aren't allowed in the delivery room without a medical license" policy. Technically I guess that meant my cat could have been there, but he wasn't interested.

How is it that so many Jezzies NOT know who Peaches is!?

Gwyneth's Beauty Secrets

But what of the Foray des Boone's Farme? It's not cancelled, is it?!

Everything I could say about this has already been said. Thanks for the Simpson's .gif, and in response to the whole thing, can I borrow a feeling? Because I feel empty.

I've said this before and I will say it again: cupcakes are amazing and you are all crazy. Cupcakes allow me to eat multiple flavors of cake without having to actually purchase/make multiple cakes. Cupcakes have a superior frosting to cake ratio. Cupcakes are adorable and much more fun to decorate.