Yes. Or when they gave everyone Cupcake dental floss in the audience. They were a bit too excited about that. Maybe they need better sponsors.

Actually comedian John Fugelsang regularly takes his cats around NY in a cat stroller. He talks about it all the time on the Stephanie Miller show and posts the pics on his facebook page. Super cute. But then he only has two cats.

So, I've actually seen Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer 34 times (don't judge me. My younger Bro used to be in love with her and actually watched the tape holding my sister's Rainbow Brite Doll). But that crazy ass movie isn't half as creepy as this new version looks. Plus, why does she sound like a valley girl?

My most bonkers breakup story is when I broke up with my ex-fiance years ago. We were high school sweethearts and he proposed to me my freshman year of college. Everything was blissful until one day as we were trying to decide how to break it to my parents (my mom hated him and insisted on calling him "that boy") when…

Oh snap. I was just talking about this last week with my hubby. We decided that Jake works at the same place as Tommy from Martin. Mystery solved.

I loved the first episode. But I had a nightmare about that damn clown last night. I'm not even afraid of clowns but that guy wigs me out.

Ok, between this and her voice work as Louise Belcher-Kirsten Schaal is a national treasure. I just laughed so hard I freaked out my dog.

Yep! And the noodles are fabulous. It's a great replacement for traditional pasta without all the starch and calories. Plus it's way tastier than the weird, oddly chewy tofu shirataki noodles.

Definitely the Veggetti. It's a device designed to make vegetable noodles. That thing is awesome!

To steal a page from John Oliver's awesome HBO show-How is Rush Limbaugh Still A Thing?

Ok. I am kinda crushed and impressed at the same time by this. I adore Bob's Burgers. Seriously. Like I did a happy dance when they tweeted me last night during the season premiere . For porn, it's a pretty subversive choice for a parody. And they totally nailed (pun intended) Tina's Erotic Friend Fiction. But on the…

Odd that this is a topic. Because I just broken my almost 30 year-old rule and bought my first "romance novel"- Outlander yesterday. I'm kind of secretly digging the Starz series and decided to break down and buy it. I know I sound like a putz but I usually read biographies and cookbooks. But damn it I could't resist.…

Linda Ellerbee should be named a national treasure. Her Nick News programs are better written and produced than half of the stuff on the "legit" news networks. I don't have kids and I still watch them occasionally online. The segment about children fleeing Syria was really amazing.

I'm wondering why she is looking to do this now that the child is two years old as opposed to when Payton was born. If she was so concerned about having the child's developmental years marred by being in a "small, homogeneous" community-I would think the time to address getting her in a safe place would be while she…

Lord yes that stuff is horrid. I was given the chance to sample a stevia-based soda recently for a blog post and I gave that stuff back. It tasted like it was filtered through a sock dipped in nuclear waste. Walk away Pepsi. Walk away.

Apparently he got it from some website and has joked about it ever since. It's been floating around the net for quite a while. Which is kind of funny because the back history on the meme has grown considerably over the years.

Trust me, I completely agree. It's wrong no matter who does it. However my buddy (who ironically was mad as hell when I shared the Michelle Obama story) didn't see how it was the same.

On one hand, this is so inanely stupid I have no words. On the other hand? I honestly have a friend who swears that Ann Coulter is really Arthur Coltrane from Pickens County, Georgia.

Ok, all I could think of when I read the Ellen Page quote was Mel Brook's Eunuch test from History of the World Part I.

I totally identify with this. My dad has worn a beard forever. Like I've never seen his chin up close-only in pictures. If he shaved it, I think I might lose my shit like this little girl did. He teased me that he was going to shave before my wedding 9 years ago and I begged him not to.