LOL. I have been hunting down a copy of Even Dwarves Started Small forever until my hubby found it on YouTube last week. I have it queued up to watch this weekend.

Yep, I'm kind of obsessed with that movie. But then again, I love all of Werner Herzog's movies. His movie on his complicated relationship with Klaus Kinski (My Best Fiend) is seriously one of the best documentaries ever.

No offense, but is Abel Ferrara ever happy? I think that's part of his charm actually. Like a few years back when he had a epic meltdown over Werner Herzog's plans to reimagine Bad Lieutenant. Which is too bad, because Herzog's Bad Lieutenant Port of Call -New Orleans was freakin' brilliant.

I used to work at Walden Books when I went to school in Mississippi years ago. We couldn't keep those books in stock-they were flying out the door so fast. Some of the most conservative women you would ever meet, and they were secretly reading the books and passing them among their friends. Me, I couldn't get beyond…

Does it have to be shampoo though? As a naturally curly gal, I follow the no poo approach. But your Hello Hydration product is the bomb. Seriously, my kinky hair sings as soon as I co-wash my hair with it. Let me do a video on that product and you got yourself a testimonial.

Maybe this is aging me-but when I studied broadcast journalism years ago I actually had to take a class that worked with us to rid us of our accents. The thought was that we wouldn't be acceptable going into any market if we had a southern accent or in my case-a strong midwestern accent. Do they still do that?

Best of luck, Tracie! I'll definitely miss reading your posts here but will follow you now at Vice.

Peanut sauce!?!? Now I have to try that!

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often in Chicago-where it's frowned upon to put ketchup on a hot dog. I've actually seen Poochie (the Weiner's Circle's famous employee) smack someone's hand they tried to put it on a char dog.

I definitely feel for Amanda Fuller because of the way that the dad is dragging her on social media right now. It's not fair as she is probably trying to get a break.

His version of Closer is perhaps the cheeriest thing ever. Hilarious!

When will people learn that Richard Cheese has already cornered the market on the "white alternative version" of Baby Got Back. Please stop it, folks. He's already dropped the mic on it years ago.

Ask and you shall receive. But seriously, Texas-what the fuck? You guys need to take several seats...

OMG, I'm so incredibly jealous! I never wanted a traditional wedding and actually tried to convince my then-fiance to get married at the Star Trek The Experience when it was still in Las Vegas. I was thiiiiiss close to being married by a Klingon when his mom called him and laid a guilt trip on him. Needless to say,…

True. Some of it gets a little ridiculous. But it's so worth it to get one of Joe Morton's monologues. Papa Pope totally makes the show.

S0, she's just taller than a smurf. Who everyone knows is 3 apples high.

Oh Lord. You know the sad thing? My sister and I jokingly predicted a show like this about 30 years ago. We were one of the few black kids in our school for a time, and the teachers and kids interacted with us like we were both Tootie from the Facts of Life. Only we weren't. They were honestly disappointed that we…

Sigh. Again on behalf of the sane folks in Indiana-I would like to apologize for my state being truly the asshat of the nation.

Damn. Finally they came up with a plotline crappier than the introduction of Scrappy Doo.