“Normally, VAR robbing a player of a chance to celebrate what was likely the biggest goal of his entire life would be a shame, but Dennis’s “shot” was so flukey that in this case VAR was right to spoil it.”

Those vacuums’ll take your dick right off. You don’t wanna have sex with them.

like a helicopter.

It’s not about being loyal to a stranger, it’s contrarianism as performative intellectualism.

For some reason, my favorite part of the story is that in the middle of the biggest day of Clippers history, Doc was on his way to Nobu Malibu.

RSL continued to use its dominant position to force Petke to submit...

website crashed.. dammit i had a good one too!

I think I have an idea of who was behind this.

More universities need to have ominous sounding names, "The Spire," "The Catacombs," "Arby's," etc.

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

We were almost there. 

That’s going to be their new password. Extra GUMBO makes it more secure.

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

What a wonderful post.

Oh well, Acuna matata.

So that’s where he ended up.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.