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I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

A fruiting body, you say? Looks like a regular herb to me!

Yeah, the only sport I care about at all is the NBA, but I still read this site every day. Via RSS (clicking thru of course). You know you’re getting internet old when all the internet stuff you liked has died. Like writing and RSS. 

Daily check-in since 2008.  This is going to unleash so many attorneys back to actually billing. Dear god.  

This Bear Friday is the Deadspin equivalent of a viking funeral. Farewell everyone.

I went as Deadspin sticking to sports, a/k/a dead deadspin, at work for Halloween yesterday. I don’t work in sports or journalism, yet so many co-workers got the costume and we all mourned the loss. Related: the sports didn’t actually stick to the dress.

It’s like the soccer version of this...

He’s terrible and I never thought the heat would be able to get rid of him. He is the quintessential example of a player who got paid and is just going to coast.

Smoking a bowl is still fine, and even good! But bringing a bowl in public is the equivalent of bringing a gigantic handle of liquor to a place and screaming loudly while you drink it, compared to a nice conspicuous flask (and vape).

This was neither fun nor did it come in a bag form.  

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

“I do think that this is more complicated than you’re making it.”

No matter what LeBron does, China is not going to suddenly (or even eventually) change a damn thing.

But what if they did?....

There’s only one right answer:

No surprise that Tillman Frittata only cares about collecting more eggs.

“Today, I have the wonderful job of naming this week’s Star Sportswriter. And this week, our Star Sportswriter is a man whose thoroughly unremarkable beer tangents have become a thing of legend. This week’s Star Sportswriter is...Peter King!