Maureen Dowd: “Let me eat cake”

Indoors ruckus?

I’ll post one about me in a minute, but I can’t compete with my buddy who played O-line with me in college.

Shitting on VAR shitting on the penalty shot. It’s shitception.

your new bosses know what drives engagement

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

Yeah, seriously? I don’t get his point as it comes to Kaepernick. The NFL colluded to ensure the man lost his job. While he made a lot prior to being blackballed, he literally gave up his dream and his income by making his stand. He didn’t sell out by taking the Nike money and doing the ad campaign. And as noted by…

is that Kaepernick himself has already profited from the very same move Jay-Z is using now.

This reminds me of the scene in Braveheart where before the battle, the English offer him lands in Scotland, from which he will pay the King a duty, to withdraw his army.

Add this to the ever-mounting evidence that the only interesting thing about Lalas is that he used to have crazy hair.

You are clearly disrupting the green tea and wellness spaces. Where can I send my bitcoin to invest?

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

Butter coffee is bullshit.

I was going to guess 5 Kobes

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

You would think the Three-Eyed Raven would already know the ending. 

It’ll be very interesting to see how the USMNT manages to completely squander his entire prime...

But the creativity with which he drove away!