done!
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“Board man gets laid!”
what idiot called it a Megan Mystery and not a Pinoe Noir
or Christmas party, or any other enjoyable holiday ever again. Oh, he’ll probably gain 4olbs because witnesses dont do anything else but eat. He wont have those other friends he mentions in his letter. But hey, if he dedicated his life to the organization so be it. But they are a sexist, borderline cult, organization.…
Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.
F5 Poop Tornado
How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?
The headline over on Deadspin Deportes reads:
Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.
Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.
Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.
I live in Berkeley and my friends are either Warriors’ fans or don’t care about the NBA. Everyone I know is bummed about the injuries. Everyone I know wished the Warriors had competed at full strength. And everyone I know - EVERYONE - credits the Raptors for earning this championship. You play the team in front of you…
no worries, I’m complaining, just like Jeff
In Roth’s righteous litany of Shit That Makes Mark Jackson Very Bad, he neglected the whole “preacher who had an affair with a stripper and then got extorted by the stripper” episode. The Festus thing, the stripper thing, or the…
“Mama, There Goes That Man” really needs to die. I’ve started listening to music during the finals to avoid that (and van gundy’s grumpy rants).
She might not have been right on top of the defender, but Kerr still forced the defensive player to make an aggressive play on the ball that would’ve been unnecessary otherwise. You can’t seriously say she didn’t impact the play.
The ESPN main color guys are so bad. JVG too, for different reasons. This tweet resonates with me deeply:
Look, I hate him too, but the truth is he’s already dead and his purgatorial punishment is forever sitting courtside to watch the team that became a mega dynasty the second they fired him. Is it fair to the rest of us sinners trying to find our way in this crazy world? No. But maybe Mark can serve as a lesson and we…
This is how SkyNet rises up. It’s learning our language, and will soon send cookie cutter emails that will entice Judgment Day. Mark my words...
It’s the World Cup. Goal differential matters, especially in your opening match when you don’t know what will happen with the remainder of the group stage.