I’m a phone battery edge lord. I secretly love it when it dips into the red. Any call I get, I can simply say: “Hey man, just a head’s up but my phone is about to die...” and then hangup the second the conversation gets boring. It gives me a pass not to respond to asinine group texts or emails. I hate being tethered…

I think Iguodala should get some credit as well for getting the ball out of Kahwi’s hand.  Well timed double.

Thank you for a classic example of whattaboutism.

It’s due to the exchange rate.

Herb alert:
I always wanted the Warriors to win but I super hope they win like this. Every championship they have is hindered by some dipshit being like, “Well if only Chris Paul/Kawhi Leonard/Kyrie Irving/Etc. were healthy...” Which is fucking dumb but whatever. I’m sure if the Warriors win this series with nothing…

The rest of the Looneys don’t look any better.

Like many others, I watched today’s match from a packed bar - why didn’t MLS capitalize on all the interest and passion for soccer today?

It’s exceedingly bizarre the two consensus best players in this series are probably leaving their teams this summer.

New Zealand Breaker you say?

The Dressing Room?
Slaw & Order? 

If this is about that Chopped shirt, I’m sorry, but nobody’s ever going to respect that choice.

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

Why is Rob telling his wife when he has to shit? Just disappear to the good bathroom for 20 minutes like a normal person.  

“Jeez, Madrid needs another Baleout?”
-the rest of the EU

“This one’s goin’ back back back backbackbackbackback aaaaaaaaand.......Gonorrhea!”

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

Cosmo be like:

My theory is, just like Florida Man is the product of being 3rd most populous combined with the state’s open records law*, Soccer Fan is the product of there being a soccer team in every part of the world combined with a lot of networks televising such soccer teams.

Get well Drew.

Both groups went on hundreds of escort missions, so that’s a fair mistake.