The ONLY problem with this ep is that it made the decisions in the previous two (killing that other dragon, Jaime fucking Brienne, etc.) even worse. For a show that was running out of time, they took some weird side-steps in this season that they pretty much walked right back last night. It’s just not efficient…

I hate the warriors with the passion of one thousand suns. But man, shit, it was cool to see them acting like the warriors of a few years ago. I don’t know how to reconcile this other than to make some pizza rolls and have one more coors light and say

I have unfortunately been kicked out of Triple Rock in Berkeley for this very offense because someone saw.

Yeah, ditto. I’ve been casually following Tottenham for about a decade and a half now, and I can 100% say that I started paying attention to them because I always found American Arsenal fans just irritating as hell. I mean not all of them, but... God, so many of them. They’re like Yankee fans, but somehow worse. So I…

(note: am lady) I like wearing my sunglasses on top of my head because it kind of looks like I’m wearing a tiara.

Man, fuck you. You’re a digital meter maid.

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

This is what I come to Deadspin for.

For your #2, the grammar is weird, but hapsbong there is almost certainly a bad OCR of Hapsburg - the house of the Holy Roman Emperors (who were neither Holy, nor Roman, nor Emperors, discuss). It says something like “If the Hapsburgs knew how to win the provinces”

I am a little sad to learn that Pap Hapsbong wasn’t a name, but that is marginally improved by searching for just Hapsbong and finding only three hits on google:

Oh we’re the type of team that can’t afford the rent

Subverting expectations is well and good when it leads to interesting results. For instance, seeming to do away with plot armor, leading to a “no one is safe” first few seasons? Great subversion!

but she can’t kill both Big Bads

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

i think it’s pretty cool that someone’s going to reinvent cable and call it an innovation

Every person who does the “I don’t sleep so I can always work work work work work I am so great I work work work work work why sleep no time” can fuck right off now and forever.  I sleep a relatively low amount (6 to 6.5 hours, typically) but that’s  so I can stay up late and watch Dame Lilliard hit kickass shots.

What is this, a Panenka for ants?!?!?!?!

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

I’m sorry, Davis.  I can’t allow you to fire me.