Using maximum sentences articles concerning criminal conduct is almost always stupid anyways. Concurrent sentencing is more typical than consecutive, and sentencing guidelines almost never call for maximum sentences for those convicted of crimes. So for entirely legitimate reasons that enure to the benefit of almost…

Holy shit, I’ve been in meetings all day. I’m just catching up with the CL action. And meh... United losing at the Camp Nou is the least surprising thing of this round. They’re resurgent under Ole, but they still have glaring holes in that lineup. They’re just not up to Barca’s level.

Low Post Malone?

Great analysis. See also:

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Pretty close...

Shoutout to Barbie.

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

Damn, the wonder of nature and beer ads are definitely the same! That’s a home run, baby! 

Hey, just a heads up, you compared a magnolia tree to a bud light commercial so you may want to check in with a doctor.

That. The Dog Army. The Zombie Dragon. With sex scenes in between, of course.

I think that stuff just lives on for forever (I’ve seen it in the teenage boys in my neighborhood). In a million years teenagers will be half robot and still punching each other in their robodicks.

My enjoyment of this show grew exponentially when I stopped expecting it to be a good story, and started just enjoying it for dragon stuff and also sword fights. The show is still capable of beautiful character moments, but on the whole is just connecting various dragons and explosions and Starks hugging with a bunch…

I use denture tabs to clean mine every day, which is necessary because they are truly disgusting after a night of being repeatedly coated with slimey saliva.

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

It’s as if Xzibit took over for this part. I heard you like sentences, so I put a sentence in your sentence so you can read a sentence while you read a sentence.

All for varied sentence structure, but this is a lot.

You’re all over this thread whining about the dude. We get it, man. Go watch some solid chest passes and iron your khaki pants. 

This is just like when Viktor Krum caught the Snitch when Bulgaria was down by 160 points.

Neither the UFC nor McGregor’s publicist issued a comment to the Times, though a rep for McGregor said, “We don’t comment on rumors.”

I think another part of it is that they can’t handle the idea that people can both think that Izzo acted like a ridiculous psycho while also thinking that the player in question wasn’t necessarily scarred for life. They need to frame it as thinking the player is fragile rather than Izzo’s behaviour being ridiculous…