“Today the US Attorney brings charges against Michael Avana.... Avanti... Avennnot gonna practice law anymore, anyway.”

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

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I also recommend the C-3PO prostate massager. He’s fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication, and pleasure is definitely one of them.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

Yup pretty sure you can read that dog’s barks, “I’m getting fucking sick of Joey.”

Total flop, that.

My favorite part is the lackadaisical roll down the hill.

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He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

There’s so much to love about this but a truly wonderful small part is the fact that Madrid probably could have used Sergio Ramos, who was suspended for intentionally earning a yellow card in the last leg to clear the slate for the next round, arrogantly assuming that today’s game was a mere formality that Madrid…

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One day, I will achieve my dream job of being the guy who writes NFL combine questions. I’ve been keeping a notebook for years. A few samples:

Ray had ordered his flock of about 50, who’d paid $9,695 apiece, to shave their heads, undergo an extended fast, and then loiter in a sweat lodge, which in this case was a non–Native sanctioned setup featuring a tent converted into a temporary sauna where hot rocks and steam reportedly brought temperatures inside to…

Borland was one of the few bright spots of the 2014 Niners. I’m really glad to see him being a voice for players and their families. 

As a wise man once said “Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I won’t eat the filthy mutherfucker.”

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Only an old billionaire goes to a rub and tug to get doubled up on by two women over the age of 45.