What does it say when the box score is more watchable than the game? The Warriors have broken the NBA. They play so beautifully that it makes the league very difficult to find entertaining.

7. “Seven-Four” There is nothing cornier imaginable than a supporters’ section creating a chant to honor a fricken city council vote that allowed a rich asshole to build a stadium.

I see your “American Girl” and call...

The reason why the Conservative meme factory will never really have the impact they want is because they can’t even flirt with reality. If the fake quote had been “We still had a good time” that would at least be believable. But “It was the best meal we ever had” is what turns it into such hilarious nonsense.

If Lopez finishes this season on the Bulls and doesn’t murder someone,

Leeds 2000-01 - Champions League semi-finalists, having beat out the reigning Serie A (Lazio) and La Liga (Depor) champions (yeah, things were different back then lol) and not to mention Barca and surviving a group with AC Milan, only finally succumbing to a great Valencia side that made the Final two years in a row.

the irony of it all is that Goff’s soul is already gone

Sorry, they’ve already got a plan for that...

“Hey, I may be in charge of a big time NFL team but I get up every morning and perform strange dressing rituals that keep me from blowing my brains out, just like everyone else.”

You were so obsessed with the shoes you missed that, at no point is underwear mentioned.  I’m not saying Spielman is freeballing on game day, but I’m also not not saying that. 

These are the kinds of back-and-forths on the internet that take me back to a simpler time. Bless both of you. 

This is a good lesson to make it part of my practice, and also a good example of the little differences between top quality officials like yourself and casual duffers like me!

Kind counterpoint, sir: As an official who works men’s college basketball, identifying a shooter for free throws is a vital part of what we do. At our level, the calling official will normaly announce the shooter to his partners before going to the table, but good, non-calling partners will also say, “I’ve got your…

YOU’RE just there, occupying the meat space...

Hue Jackson has a good shot of picking up in Cincinnati where he left off.

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

more like ottofellating.