That shot chart isn’t real. It’s from NBA Jam.

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

Did Han shoot first?

Journalistic integrity? I don’t think that term means what you think it means. It’s absolutely not a violation of journalistic integrity to withhold information out of respect for the family unless the public has a reasonable interest in that information. Drew’s not a president or a senator; while we’re all concerned…

Los Angeles really put a CHARGE into the Kan-SAWS City CREEPS tonight!!! HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEE!!! They were seeing Rivers all over the field - RIVERS OF BLOOD!!! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

Obviously, the racist costume in the top picture is going to get all the attention. But still, Dave Portnoy does deserve some credit for somehow showing up to a Halloween party as both Craig Sager and Ted Cruz.

Oh yeah. And dude! Festivus is coming up!! I am SO READY to air grievances with people!

I don’t think a day goes by in my life where I am not in some situation where I can quote the show. It’s outstanding to this day.

More like the Cry-ffel Tower, je suis vrai? 

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

You’d think the emcee/guy in a tuxedo on stage wouldn’t require an event bracelet like he’s going to the aquarium.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Gregg Berhalter... the 2nd rate manager of a 2nd rate club of a 10th rate soccer league? This is why we can’t have nice things. Looking forward to part 2 of American Fiasco.

Wait, so, like, is your coworker actually down?  Cuz, I’d definitely pay $3,000 to watch a man slowly go insane, all of his own making.

“You know all those people who are better than you? Well, I think you’re actually better than them!”

More power to the heat shields Mr. Scott!

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Computer: enhance.

“I volunteer part-time at the library. My husband is an unemployed shepherd or whatever the fuck.  Our budget is 10 million dollars”.