For whatever it’s worth, in the 2016 election, Nate Silver was actually far more pessimistic about Hillary’s chances (giving her a ~70% chance to win) than every other media outlet who was 95+% and treating it as a done deal.*

My favorite part of last night’s broadcast was when Chris and Al lamented that the lack of offensive weapons in Green Bay were a result of Rodgers (greedy) contract extension. Implying you can either have one great QB or lots of very good guys (like the Vikings). It was one of those cool old football guy gripes that’s…

You can bake one cake but it does not make you a baker.

1) I’d rather be found dead after rubbing one out than being an old fuck who dies doing some stupid shit like riding a goddamn scooter when then entire world knew I shouldn’t have been on one. People beat off all the time, into old age. But a fucking scooter death? Fuck that. They will definitely put “He died while…

The funny thing is Durant plays much more iso-ball when Steph’s not in the line-up. Like he’s trying to prove he’s an Alpha when Steph’s the Alpha. No way he pulls this crap if Steph’s there.

“I know Warriors basketball is 5, 6, 7 passes in a possession, but we’re not going to get that at this point. We throw it five or six times and it’s going to end up in a guy’s hands who is trying to give it back to somebody else.”

Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard Jones with the hit. 

It feels like that was probably the end of Alex Smith’s career, which is really sad. I realize that he doesn’t get that much respect here, but the dude has done a lot and I was hoping that he would be able to at least quit on his own terms after this season or the next.

More pathetically, you were paid nothing to make this whiny comment.

This is what middle managers think smart people sound like.

Sounds like we’ve got the creme de la creme of the chess world. Shame that Yul Brynner is dead.

Standard reply to the “but he’s a distraction” bullshit:

White Men Can’t Jump: My Brow-Furrowing Journey from Checkers to Chess

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.

This dude looks like if a dick and a thumb had a baby.

With that wit, Nikola Jokic would make a great stand up comic. NOT!!!

Does this mean Chris Christie was at the meeting, or that the meeting took place at a strip joint?

He did go on to add, “It’s all in the game.”

Same here. Pizza and french fries is a menu item from Chuck E. Cheese’s, not for actual people.