they need to hide some Germans on their team
Kantélélé
gourdorlorch
goes around winning Golden Boots like Gaston!
On taxes, nobody CHEATS like Gaston!
No one LEAPS like Gaston!
The correct thing to do is dump the crumbs into the bowl of salsa and eat it with a spoon.
Stupid Sexy Ronaldo!
Let me start off by saying that I hate LOATHE Cristiano Ronaldo with the red hot passion of a thousand suns. His stupid good looks, his stupid talent, his stupid hot girlfriend, his stupid money, all of it. This jackwagon is living MY best life, and because of it I’ll be a forever hater of all things CR.
So I was…
Belgium has difficulty organizing a government so it’s understandable that they have difficulty organizing a formation.
Calling TO the worst teammate in the history of football is a huge fucking stretch, my dude.
Besides - this would make an awesome third jersey logo:
Cross that Bay Bridge into the East Bay...
Wow, Kevin Durant is really sensitive about his gruyere derriere.
One of these days I’d like to see Devin Hester run onto the field and see how long he can evade security.
Reminds me of Ebert’s review, wherein he perfectly nails Natalie Portman’s character:
My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…
Mark Jackson’s been awful for years, but he’s especially miserable during Warriors games mainly because, you know, they fired him then went to four straight Finals.
In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…
“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”
“....like dedicating a year of your life to perfecting the craft of flipping a light switch.”
This could work. Curry would foul out in the first quarter while guarding Harden. However, he’d also amass 54 points in that quarter if Harden was guarding him.