So since he dared to have fun playing baseball, does this mean he has to plunk himself with a fastball?

To the other 11 Cavs:

I’ll chip in for them to get Arlo White. That dude could make my 8 year old sister’s Sunday afternoon soccer game/ice cream party feel like a Merseyside Derby.

Remember, Horse Gronkowski: It’s not just Gronk riding you. It’s everyone Gronk’s ever ridden who’s riding you...

The calm fellow in front is already a meme:

It’s like you can see the moment when he thinks, “OK, this is it... I’m getting ready to shoot in a real game! Here we go!” and gathers the ball, then executes Basketball Shot Formation Delta.

“They got to be three times bigger”

Just in case any jez readers don’t recognize the byline, Diana is basically one of the raddest women employed by gmg. Deadspin is lucky to have her there. 👍🏻

The Kobe thing is infuriating because sports radio hosts named her and said she deserved to lose her anonymity because she accused someone of rape. It’s also disgusting that Kobe was given a hero’s exit when he retired and everyone pretty much forgot about the rape case. Everyone also overlooks the fact that Kobe is a…

He’s just enough of a homer to be a great play by play guy. I enjoy him, and JB sets a nice easy tone as color. Stop being a grouch, Kawakami.

The mascot seemed ridiculous at their founding but the Noiva do Cordeiro Shakespeares felt vindicated by this clip.

Klinsmann > Any previous USMNT coach.

C’mon Drew, no jargon list is complete without academic jargon.

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is. Don’t play dumb with me, little girl. Typing away on an iPad in a Brooklyn backyard is sucky and you know it. Get a real laptop.

“a freaky sci-fi movie in which Livingston drains Kirkland of life by pressing their foreheads together.”

Ate the W. Proves he elite anything

Not just their first point of the Serie A season: their first point in Serie A, ever. They have never before played in the top division.

Sometimes, you know, I also try to avoid piping that looks like it’s been there for a while.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.