The Celtics were everywhere.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

Promotion and relegation are not going to save the US national team.

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

So if Wichita does some massive financial deregulation and attracts overseas hedge funds to its banks and in turn feed a real estate bubble

Russ Westbrook and Carmelo are going to be like Adolf and Eva Braun. Things might start out great but ultimately, there’s still only one ball between them.

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

Never understood why they called him a pedophile when he is obviously a voyeur.

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

Espn Playbook 101:

And after almost 80 years, Operation: Sea Lion was finally a success.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

That’s the central issue: a lot of these people at the top do work hard, and they do overcome obstacles, and they are fairly bright. And our society does say, over and over and over again, that it rewards hard work, and grit, and intelligence. Which makes it really, really easy for them to justify their position on…

I know it makes me seem an insufferable, words-have-meanings!, twit at times to do this, but I can’t help but note that the way we use the word “aristocracy” doesn’t correspond at all with what the word is actually supposed to mean. In my defense, I was actually raised in a hyper-conservative, words-have-meanings!…

Definitely. It’s like writing an exam: If you’re trying to establish the level of everyone from best to worst, you have to have some easy questions, a lot of moderate questions, and some hard questions.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

This man took a game Americans didn’t care about and built an apartment for cats in Trump Tower. His legacy is gonna hold up just fine.

That’s definitely true. Penalty conversion rates when the player is avoiding elimination is 64%, compared to 95% when the player is kicking to win the game. Going down a penalty makes it much harder on the rest of your team.

How people don’t understand the psychological impact of being down 3-0 in penalties is beyond me.